my collection of wishful thinking, images in my head, things I wouldn't tell anyone else, rants, raves, things I wish I could be, places I wish to see and any other random bits and pieces that I've missed.

Well, Off The Record

I like to be kissed before I get fucked.

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4 hours ago

That Awkward Moment

When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty

And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:

(via jumpingjacqs)

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1 day ago

"Away We Go"

Burt:"Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliché for our daughter."
Veronat:"Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights?"
Burt:"I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?"
Verona:"I do. Chechnyan orphans. I do. I do."
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1 day ago

Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

(via sethadamleezy)

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2 days ago

How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your well-being.

How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your well-being.

(via speider)

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2 days ago